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St. Patty’s Day Leprechaun Midget Wrestling
So are they smaller than average leprechauns?
The Creation of Batman Graffiti
And in the beginning, God wanted to see the world burn.
Package Asks You to Slide Up Ass With Care
Don’t mind if I don’t.
CollegeHumor presents the 1st ever INTERNET OSCARS! [Click to see the winners]
“Dumb Ways To Die” also took home the award for Most Adorable Everything.
“I can’t see a bike without hearing harpsichord music and pining for penny candy. I’m confident if you bike far enough at one shot you will grow a handlebar mustache.”
For more: Regret Everything — You Hate My Bike
Our founding fathers fought for this freedom.
Perfect Sunday reading material
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